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Hot & Regulated April 2nd  ·  $33
A 14-Day Nervous System Experience for Women

Hot girls regulate their nervous system.

Hot &
Regulated.

Begins April 2nd  ·  $33

Your external reality is a reflection of your internal world. In Hot & Regulated, you’ll spend 14 days healing your female nervous systemso you can stop surviving, start radiating, become magnetic to your desires & receive all of your manifestations this year.

$33 for the first 200 on the waitlist only.

Hot & Regulated
Sound familiar?

You’ve done
all the things.

The journaling. The meditations. The manifestation challenges. The vision boards. You know your worth. You work hard. You’re disciplined & SMART AF.

And yet something keeps pulling you back into the same patterns, the same money ceiling, the same reality you’re trying so hard to escape.

  • Waking up anxious before your feet hit the floor
  • Overthinking, spiraling, replaying conversations at 2am
  • Hustling harder but hitting the same income ceiling
  • Stuck in the same relationship patterns over and over
  • Numbing out — doomscrolling, snacking, shopping, surviving
  • Feeling like you’re doing everything right but nothing shifts
The missing piece

You can’t manifest your dream reality
from a nervous system that thinks
it’s still in danger.

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It’s not your mindset. It’s not that you don’t have the right spiritual ritual or business strategy. If your body is stuck in survival mode — in fight or flight, in scarcity, in stress — no amount of journaling, affirming, or manifesting is going to break through that wall. Because you literally cannot receive what you’re calling in when your nervous system doesn’t feel safe enough to hold it.

Your dream reality isn’t a destination.
It’s a frequency.

Laura Niese
What is Hot & Regulated?

A 14-day glow up.
From the inside out.

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Hot & Regulated is a 14-day Telegram experience where you will upgrade your internal frequency with feminine nervous system practices — so that reality has no other choice but to match you.

This isn’t a course you go through once and forget. This is your reset. The one you’ll come back to every time you want to:

  • Drop back into your feminine energy
  • Glow up from the inside out
  • Break through a new money or life ceiling
  • Reset your nervous system after a season of stress
  • Call in the next level of your reality

Most women go through it 3–4 times a year. At $33, it’s the most powerful thing in your toolkit.

$33 for the first 200 on the waitlist only.

Built for the
female nervous system.

Your nervous system is not the same as a man’s. You are wired for oxytocin — the chemistry of safety, pleasure, receiving, and connection. But hustle culture has trained you to run on dopamine instead — the chase, the push, the constant doing.

This creates a chemical mismatch in your body that no amount of mindset work can fix. You can’t think your way into your feminine energy. You have to feel your way there.

Hot & Regulated is built on the Polyvagal Theory (Dr. Stephen Porges), somatic science, and the infradian rhythm of the female body. This isn’t woo. It’s biology.

80%
of mind-body communication is driven by your nervous system, not your thoughts — Deb Dana
14
days of nervous system education, emotional alchemy, somatic tools, feminine activations & trainings that will change the way you experience yourself — for the rest of your life

When you shift your internal state,
your external reality has to follow.
It’s universal law.

Are you ready to become magnetic AF and receive all of your desires with precision?

$33 for the first 200 on the waitlist only.

The transformation

Here is what your life will look like
on the other side of Hot & Regulated.

01

Waking up feeling calm, happy, and clear — instead of anxious before your feet hit the floor

02

The men in your life can’t help but be drawn to you — and the right one can’t resist you

03

Walking into a room and feeling your magnetism — people drawn to your energy before you say a word

04

Breaking through the income ceiling you’ve been hitting for months — or years

05

Feeling deeply feminine & at home in your body — soft, radiant, and fully yourself

06

Your external reality finally catching up to the vision you’ve been holding

Your nervous system called.
She’s ready to feel safe.

14 days.
Life-changing practices.

01

Daily Somatic Practices

Science-backed tools built for the female nervous system — havening, resourcing, somatic shaking, breathwork, containment, and more.

02

Oxytocin Activations

Learn to shift your body from dopamine (chase, push, hustle) into oxytocin (receive, soften, attract) — the chemistry of feminine magnetism.

03

Emotional Alchemy

Stop suppressing, start alchemizing. Learn how to be with your emotions so they move through you — and unlock the power inside them.

04

Radical Nourishment

Rest IS the work. Build your personal nourishment practice — what your body, soul, and energy actually needs to thrive.

05

Receiving Mode

Rewire your relationship with receiving — money, love, support, pleasure. Appreciation, joy practice, and expanding your capacity to hold more.

06

Telegram Community

Daily tracking, accountability, and a group of women doing this work together. You’re not doing this alone.

This isn’t a program you go through once and forget. This is the reset you come back to every time life gets loud — every quarter, every season, every time you’re ready for the next level. Most women return 3–4 times a year. At $33, it’s the most valuable thing in your toolkit.

The biggest glow up of your life will happen when you learn how to regulate your nervous system.

14 days. Science-backed. Built for the female nervous system. Your dream life is one nervous system reset away.

$33
One time  โœฆ  Lifetime Access  โœฆ  Starts April 2nd Join the Waitlist

200 women ยท 14 days ยท everything changes